dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August

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plantyourjimmyinmybonham:

this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like

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"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"

and i was just like

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"ok"

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Have I mentioned how much I love my job?

  • 10 y.o: Miss Grieve, what is this word?
  • Me: Killed.
  • 10 y.o: What does that mean?
  • Me: Killed. Like, murdered.
  • 10 y.o: I've never murdered anyone....
  • Me: I didn't say you had..
  • 10 y.o: I know, I'm just letting you know that I haven't.

venuspalms:

Isnt it amazing how beautiful people are. Like just look at anyone and study them and their features and how their lips tort and eyes glisten and how their hair falls or sticks or lays. How their eyebrows flex and the way their arms fold, how expressive their hands are. The way their body moves and how their chest rises and falls so subtley with their pulse. People are beautiful even if we dont find them attractive. The fact that they’re a living being is unbelievably magnificent.

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nope:

hahaha cool i should share that post on google+

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burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

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bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

kissmeandshutupp:

I wanna fucking kiss someone I actually have feelings for. no stupid pointless hookups that leave you lonely at night. I wanna kiss someone and wake up in their arms the next day. I wanna receive the love I give. I just want something real.

same

Taylor Swift on dancing at Awards Shows

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