so-sugoi:

things i want to be

  • really hot
  • not poor

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jzammito:

me in Spanish class

jzammito:

me in Spanish class

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smokeweeedgethigh:

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

I just followed her on twitter. She’s fucking great.

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spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

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lampsarepeopletoo:

when you reblog something risky and you need to cover it up with some more reblogs but there is nothing good on your dash

image

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officialunitedstates:

inmyheadandonmymind:

officialunitedstates:

did good on my bread final

no no no no. you did well, not good. you do well, you are good.

thanks for the grammar lesson but I don’t need it.  I’m majoring in bread

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moosetardis:

harryll0yds:

my favourite part of this is

a lot of people think that a guy’s foot size is directly related to his dick’s size

so by all accounts, Kristoff was asking how well-endowed Hans was

All men subconsciously compare themselves to other men they hear about so he was also subtly hinting he’s got a big ding dong

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dicketysplit:

when the screen goes dark and u see ur reflection

image

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cokeflow:

god mom check my FAQ

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raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

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crayonguy:

Bunny master post

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